Morbidly embarrassed, I thought Johnstadt would permanently banish all of us from any future visitation. Instead, to My astonishment, Johnstadt barked at Joe Beddy & the Daleks that none of them had a CLUE as to how a fart SHOULD be ignited, so Johnstadt took the matches and decided to show them. He showed all of us alright. The parlour along with half of the house burned down, so the next time you tune into RBN and hear Mike Rivero, Jeff Bennett or Johnstadt himself soliciting donations, please understand that's not only to pay RBN's bills, but also to pay for the damage wrought by intoxicated, flatulent ignitions! More on this story as it develops, My fellow Nimonians! :-( *NM*

Messages In This Thread