Bob Filus died for your sins. Bob Filus died from the sin of gluttony. Bob Filus was a fat man. Bob Filus' sin was also your sin. You are all fat men or soon will be. You will not die, but you shall all find eternal life through the salvation of your lord and saviour, Bob Filus, who died for your sins of gluttony. Bob Filus, aided by forklift and earth mover, rose from the dead. Bob Filus has found everlasting, eternal life as a fat man. So shall ye. *NM*