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It is completely inconceivable that Bob Filus' mental and spiritual disposition could ever be isolated from the peculiar molecular consistency of Bob Filus' prodigious adipose, which was the very source of his ability to impose his will upon this forum in the first place. Foremost, Bob Filus was a great, big, fat man. His mental and spiritual faculties were merely window dressing, complete adjuncts to his far more germane physical fatness, directly reciprocal to the ineluctable relationship between the high fructose corn syrup dressing and Bob Filus' daily diet of Monosodium Glutamate Spam which this dressing of dubious nutritional worth commonly adorned. Put less elegantly: Bob Filus was a FAT FUCK! Put more elegantly: Bob Filus was a great man. Bob Filus was a big man. Bob Filus was a fat man. Bob Filus was a great, big, fat man. *NM*

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