On Thursday a Russian company told a federal court that buried in the mountain of evidence collected by special counselor Robert Mueller for his investigation into Russian collusion during the 2016 presidential election, there is a naked selfie.
Please, for the love of god let this not be a photo of President Mushroom Cap, no one needs to see that. No. One.
Thankfully, Concord Management and Catering did not provide the identification of who is depicted in the selfie, although the betting chart at The Root has heavy odds favoring the president’s Senior Policy Advisor Stephen Miller, who has no shame and literally went on national television wearing old squirrel fur as a hair piece.
Concord did question “whether there could be national security concerns related to such a holding.”
“Could the manner in which he collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States,” Concord’s lawyers ask in the filing, CNN reports.