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Hal, you're not mad at me, are you? I'm your #1 fan, don't forget that. Just because I haven't donated a single penny to you in over 10 years doesn't disqualify me from claiming #1 fan status, you know. The last quit threat you posted scared me so much that I shit all over my customized wheelchair seat. The seat melted and the remnants of my anal liquids dripped down onto the wheelchair motor, shorting it out yet again. Then, because of all the overeating I did at Christmas, I gained 80 pounds, which caused the rear axle to break. What can I say? That axle was only rated at a 700 pound GVW, thus, it will be very costly to upgrade to something sturdier, with leaf springs. For this reason it will likely be many years before I can save up enough to donate to you again. I hope that doesn't make you mad. You're not mad at me, are you Hal?? :-( *NM*

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